OPENED A CAN OF WORMS

WENT FISHING ON MONDAY with UNG. It was a lot of fun. We didnt actually catch anything, but when you don't use any bait you kinda expect that. But it was still a lot of fun. I kept getting caught on seaweed (as pictured) and the tiny amount of bait we did have kept getting washed away in the current, but again, it was fun. I didn't really want to catch anything anyway, I don't want to kill the poor fishes. They never did anything to harm me.

Anyway I got a nasty sunburn on my back and arms and feet, and have turned at least 2 shades darker. And probably 3 shades pinker. You know the color of blush on fake-tanned skin... well .. i can't really imagine it, but it'd probably be like what my arms are.

And lastly and an odd detour from my usual self-deprication; I look pretty cut in that photo. More than usual. Maybe I'm not the horrible monster I think I am. Although I do need to lose a bit of weight around my tummy. I weigh 70kgs now! I used to be 62kg this time last year! So that's a fair amount! If you think I'm crazy, don't judge me on this photo. I am so insecure that I actually photoshopped out some of my flaws I'm most sensitive about. AND what's worse is: I do that to all my photo's. Pathetic isn't it?

Okay, sorry about that. I'm Elliott Scott, flabbily signing off.