I HEART LUCY

Let's talk LUCID DREAMING again. It's been a hell of a long time since my last post about them, and coincidentally a long time since I had one, weird huh? Anyway I had one last night. Well actually this morning, but whatever....

Firstly it started off as standard dream (weird but me not having any control) I was in charge of screening A Life Aquatic to a test audience and disaster ensued; the audience was a bunch of hillbillies and didn't care about the movie, I think there was a war or something, none of the technical equipment worked, etc etc..

Yeah there was a war, NO, wait it was a horse race, but it was in apalling conditions, I ended up dragging the horse through the snow and rain and sleet over the line... And because I was dragging it I ended up grinding it away, as well as my hands (but luckily it was too cold for me to feel pain, or care) and that's when I realised I was dreaming. I did my standard test; flying, and it worked real well. I'm totally getting better at flying. And I can totally get the texture of objects right, but the storylines are still uncontrolable.

In fact they were so uncontrollable that I gave up doing whatever it was I was doing and went home. Except that it was my old home in WA and that it was now in Tuscany.. Anyway I told my parents that I was dreaming and they wouldn't believe me. I kept doing cool things to prove to them; like flying, making money appear and controlling their movements but they didn't really understand. They kept asking me if I woke up would I still be able to make money? I told them now was their chance to do cool things too, but they weren't interested.

I told my brother all this as well and he was excited. And for some reason we ended up getting the hillbillies to watch Life Aquatic and Bill Murray was really happy.

Then I heard footsteps and woke up.
Pretty crazy huh? Anyone wanna interpret that? No? Well ok...

IESSO

PS. For those who care: WHAT I HAD FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT:
- Ham + Cheese Sandwich
- Knackwerst + Saurkraut
- Leftover Curry
- 2 x Bannana muffins
- Apple Juice
- LOADS of sugar during the day! LOADS!

PPS> No, I'm not randomly listing what I ate, I had this theory that the food you eat effects and/or affects your dreams. Well it's not my theory actually, but I can't remember whose it was, so it might as well have been mine. Yeah, that's right!

PPPS. While trying to find a good image of a stripper (see comments to understand why I'm doing this) I found a site where you can hire male strippers and then perform sexual favours on them. Now call me crazy, or old-fashioned but A) Isn't that kinda weird, fellating a stranger in front of other girls B) Aren't some of the girls in relationships [LIKE THE BRIDE-TO-BE], C) It seems kind of unhygenic and lastly and most importantly D) How does that sound like fun? Again call me crazy, and in no way do I not think it's a great concept for people to 'give this little acts of love' or even lust, but the person GIVING is the one doing the work, not the person RECIEVING... These dudes are being paid in more ways than one. I don't understand... No mutual gain in any way... clearly I don't really have any idea what I'm talking about, but it seems like it would be a lot of work...

PPPPPS. I totally had a link to the site but I took it down because I didn't want to been seen endorsing such a site, which for the record I don't, and off the record I also don't... so if you happened to see my site and follow the link before I removed it, and were offended, despite my warnings, I am sorry. Oh and also.. you are an idiot. I told you it was material of a sensitive nature and that you wouldn't want to see it... but no, you didn't listen did you?