Tuesday, September 06, 2005

THESE BOOTS WERE MADE FOR KICKING

...And that's just what I'll do, one of these days I'm gonna kick the crap outta you...

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In all fairness it takes a lot of guts and talent to cover a song... Oh who am I kidding!? The Jessica Simpson cover of the AWESOME Nancy Sinatra song: 'These Boots Were Made for Walking' has GOT to be one of my most hated of songs. It's so bad that I actually posted about something I hate, thus breaking my rule of 'if you ignore it'll go away' (which incidentally is what my ex-wife said). It's just so shit. So generic 'designed by a commitee', throw in some 'modern beats', bikini girls, and voice modulators and add a dash of 'star' power and you've got a hit song. NO! Songs about being a woman in charge shouldn't be wispered. NO! It's just SSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssooooooooooo horrible I boggles my mind. I spin myself into a dizzy rage just thinking about it! AAaaahhhh.

OH MAN! If it was ever possible to delete something from the internet, rather than heap more shit ontot the already flaming fires, I would delete all knowledge of that song cover. In fact, since I'm being all Orwellian here, I might go all out and delete her entirely. That would be awesome. Knowledge is power motherf*ckers!

IESSO

PS. One more rant; T-shirt that say FCUK on them. That really pisses me off too. 'Okay, we get it, it looks like it says FUCK!' Ha ha ha. We get it. One good version however was an Irish version saying FCEK. That was funny.

6 comments:

Elliott Scott said...

French Connection: UK, yeah I know. Nice try. Still hate it!

Anonymous said...

I'm glad i found someone else who hates that song as much as i do. moreover that videoclip is so tacky and tragic, there are really no words to describe how crap it is! and the worst thing about the whole thing is that some people just accept it, and think that she is a star. BUT SHE IS SO FUCKING HORRIBLE AND TALENT-LESS!! anyway, had to vent, that song+clip REALLY pisses me off.

Anonymous said...

Aww but look at her she is just so darn cute and all... how can u insensative people hate her.

Anonymous said...

Yeh Willy Nelson totally sold out too...I wonder how much he got paid to look like a complete idiot..?

Anonymous said...

firstly, she can sing!! but not in this song........ so whoever said she has no talent your stupid and please try anger management because that language is so rude and revolting

Elliott Scott said...

Um.. chillax?