WOODY ALLEN
I've gotten into Woody Allen films recently, sure they're kinda bizarre/old-fashioned/hip-to-be-squareish and all that, but they're also funny. Check out Annie Hall for seriousness and Play It Again Sam for humour. Best line from the latter:
WOODY ALLEN: That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn't it?
GIRL IN MUSEUM: Yes it is.
WA: What does it say to you?
GIM: It restates the negativeness of the universe, the hideous lonely emptiness of existence, nothingness, the predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity, like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void, with nothing but waste, horror, and degradation, forming a useless bleak straightjacket in a black absurd cosmos.
WA: What are you doing Saturday night?
GIM: Committing suicide.
WA: What about Friday night?
GIM: [leaves silently]
+ the obligatory sexual quote:
WOODY ALLEN: I wonder if she even had an orgasm over the entire two years we were married? Or did she fake it that time?
Brilliant.
IESSO
4 comments:
No. fuck off. Getting sick of this shit. Do the people who make these bots think we're all a bunch of idiots or something. "Hmmm, that person seems nice, maybe I should check out their blog. It most certainly isn't an ad."
Delete it? Yes, I will, next time. I want to rant.
I am going to apologise beforehand, because this might actually piss you off. i get the sense you dont like people using your blog to post things like this. But anyways im going to do it seeing as more people might actually get to read it:
What a world! please read
> A few weeks ago in a movie theatre in Melbourne a person sat on
> something that was poking out of one of the seats. When she got up to
> see what it was she found a needle sticking out of the seat with a note
> attached saying;
>
> "You have just been infected by HIV".
>
> The Disease control Centre in Melbourne reports many similar incidents
> have occurred in many other Australian cities recently. All tested
> needles are HIV Positive.
>
>
> The Centre also reports that needles have been found in the cash
> dispensers in ATMs. We ask everyone to use extreme caution when faced
> with this kind of situation. All public chairs/seats should be > inspected
> with vigilance and caution before use. 17 people have been tested
> positive in the Western suburbs alone in the last 2 months!!! A careful
> visual inspection should be enough.
>
> In addition they ask that each of you pass this message along to all
> members of your family and your friends of the potential danger. We all
> have to be careful at public places! This is very important.
>
> Just think about saving a life of someone even you don't know by
> forwarding this message. Please, take a few seconds of your time to > pass
> it along.
>
> Australian Red Cross Blood Service
> Ph: (08) 94212877 Fax: (08) 94212366
> E-mail: rbates@arcbs.redcross.org.au
> mailto:rbates@arcbs.redcross.org.au
yes ok, while i sort of doubt the legitimacy of these kinds of stories, I'll this one up because it seems plausible. And its for a good cause. Red Cross is good. BUT please don't use my blog as a forum for propaganda. That aint cool.
This will make me seem like an idiot, but i did a little search and found that it was actually a hoax. So i guess we were both fooled...Thank goodness for anonymity!
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