Sunday, February 11, 2007

POSUER

SoryiPeace
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WE TOOK THE PHOTO'S FOR THE T-SHIRT SITE (to be used in the style below). So hopefully I'll have something together in a few weeks. It's on my to-do list as well as: Pitch for the Jewish Museum, do some posters and actually do some f*ing t-shirts!!!

Also; we went to our usual Korean restaurant and aside from being typically delicious there was a funny show as we were leaving.
WACKER* MAN: Give us a spicy beef, a bag of chips, some curry sauce and a fried rice.
FRIENDLY KOREAN WAITRESS: Uh, no, we don't have fried rice. This is not Chinese, this is Korean.
WM: No fried rice? What do you have then?
FKW: Only steam rice.
WM to WACKER WOMAN: They only have steamed rice.
WW: Fine, just give us a spicy beef, curry sauce, and steamed rice!
FKW: No, we don't have curry sauce.
WW: Well what do you have?
FKW: Here is menu.
--- We left before it started getting violent. The usually friendly waitress was about to lose her temper. She was obviously frustrated at their assumptions. Also they weren't being exactly apologetic or friendly about it. Like it was her fault they didn't have what they wanted.

Hilariously they not only couldn't tell that it wasn't Chinese but that it was even a takeaway. I would've thought the sign saying Korean Restaurant, plus the special of the day being grilled eel, and the fact that everyone was sitting down would be clues enough they weren't in familiar territory, but evidentally not.

IESSO

* Remember the wackers? They're the lowerclass scum of Dublin northside. I say scum because they are and not because I'm some sort of elitist snob. Racist, rude, arrogant, ignorant, disgusting, abusive, alcoholic, violent scum. Also they never say please or thankyou, only "Give us this" or "Do this for me". And they wear tracksuits at all times.

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