COME'N GIT IT

WHERE: Southbank Markets
WHY ON EARTH: Wasting time
WHOM: Linotype and I
WHUH?: We're meandering around the stalls killin time between class. Our last class was talking about the anti-fur campaign we've got to do.. and we come across a stall selling the glorious products made from the bodies of the cute and cuddly. There was kangaroo skin rugs, roo paw backscratchers, random crocodile heads and my favorite, toads that have been emptied out and made into purses. Then we notice something that sorta looks like a knuckle.

ME (to shop keeper): Are they what I think they are?
SK (weird accent): Kungaroo testucles. You want testicles, you-no where to cum.
ME: Yeah. Right on.