Not-ah!

Puns ARE funny! What they say is a lie. I'm not HIM!

Also

WHAT: Driving around thinking of somethin' to do.
WHERE: Surfers Paradise
WHEN: Oh, last week I reckon.
WHO: Me and someone named Adam T, no wait, that's too obvious, we'll call him A. Tanner.

THE STORY: Driving around looking for 'action'... we see a chick in a phonebooth.
AT: Is that a naked chick?!
We do a u-turn, drive 'round frantic to see some boobidge..



No.. it's just a fat guy. With man-boobs.





Story o' my life.