Friday, March 25, 2005

NO SERIOUSLY, YOU SHUCK


You-Shuck
Originally uploaded by Elliott Scott.
I don't have a lishp, you just shuck. Shorry.

ANYWAY ... pink bits! Oops, sorry, I was trying not to say that.

I'm Elliott Scott, NOT thinking about pink bits (and whenever you try not to think of something, you naturally think of it), signing off.

PINK BITS! They taste kinda like fish....

2 comments:

Elliott Scott said...

Let's play a game: How many sexual references can 1 image contain? Without any blatant sex scenes...

1. You suck (fellatio)
2. Peal Necklace (fellatio again!)
3. Oysters being aphrodisiacs
4. Oysters are analogous to womens genitals
5. The image can be read as a phallas penetrating a vagina (the knife stabbing the oyster shell)
6. South Maryland (south merry land) a weak link, but a link nonetheless

Can you find any more? There is not really ANY references, it's all in the readers head. That's the whole point. The person who gets the most answers will win a pearl necklace! YAY!

Elliott Scott said...

And double-yay for Futura. It's the retro new retro! YAY! YAY!