CRAPPULENCE ACTUALLY MEANS DRUNKENESS, AND NOT CRAPPY, AS I PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT.

WHO: Me and Linus
WHERE: South Bank's Subway
WHY: Um, hunger! And to fill a void in our sad pathetic lives...
WHAT: Eating footlong meatball sub and crepes, waffles and icecream (one could read into the metaphor of phallic sandwhichs [if one were Fruedian minded] and chasing it with icecream... but let's not!)

Linus: If it worked for Jarrod/Jared it'll work for me...
Me: Yeah, but Jarrod/ed ate salad sandwhiches, you're eating meatball!
.....and he only ate six inch subs, yours is a footlong!
.....and he didn't have cheese, yours does!
.....and he didn't have any sauces, you have three!
Linus: (smugly) ...and I'm eating subway and so did he!

IESSO