UM, YOU KNOW, THAT GUY WITH THE WIG?

Talking with my mom about the 100 most influential people in history.

ME: Yeah Benjamin Franklin would be on the list...
MOM: What about that guy?
ME: George Washington?
MOM: Nah, not him, the other guy...
ME: Thomas Jefferson?
MOM: Yeah that's the one!

Also:

MOM: There's so stuff to make a salad. There's some lettuce and a tomato, and, uh that orange one...
ME: Carrot?
MOM: Yeah.

IESSO