DEATH OF A SALESMAN
Talking with Arron (the crazy bastard!)
Elliott: I'll give you $100 to kill me...
Arron: Just $100? No, that's too little. I'll have to carry the burden of telling your family. I'll feel guilty for the rest of my life.
Elliott: Oh come on dude, all you have to do is push me in front of a bus.
Arron: It's not worth it. I can work for one day, and I can make more than that.
Talking about suicide:
Arron: I can't kill myself... my mom cares about me so much.
IESSO
PS. Tried to get Arron to pose in a photo pretending to kill me, but he refused. He doesn't want to go to jail.
2 comments:
Ok, so in case you don't get the humor (which doesn't translate so well into type format) the joke is that Arron is so deadly serious... (pun certainly intended mother f*cker)
Yeah alright, that might have been a little condescending, I apologise. It was only out of the love of my readers that I wrote that comment to clarify things, not my elitist attitude that comes from living in my marble tower deciding the fate of the masses.
Oh who am I kidding, it is.
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