MILK, MILK, LEMONADE

If you're thinking of redesigning your room onto a classic 60's funk bachelor pad (as I've always wanted to do), perhaps give these shelves a miss. Nothing says 'creepy weirdo' more than a pair of breasts that open up to reveal wine. Ok perhaps a vag.... ANYWAY! They're so blatantly sexual it makes my skin crawl. And not in a good way either. Call me old-fashioned but sex should be in the bedroom, with locked doors, curtains drawn, lights out, and at least one person crying in the fetal postition!

IESSO

PS. Dont even ask how I found this picture. It's not a pleasant story. Many hardships and woe were endured. And that's not a metaphor!