CENSUS OH FOR

Does anyone actually like Christmas? Or to be more specific "Christmas time". The holiday itself is nice enough, but the two months leading up to it, seem like some sort of Orwellian nightmare. Now is the time for shopping. Then comes the two minute hate. And then we all march to the Ministry of Love for some re-education. (From 1984; by the way)

So seriously. Everyone I talk to hates Christmas time. Everyone can't wait till its over. Am I hanging out with the wrong crowd, or is the whole world like this? ... except for... like more than half. Cuz they don't celebrate Christmas, but you knew what I meant anyway, and were just causing trouble.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Elliott Scott, member of the Thought Police, signing off.
"Knowledge IS power"