Friday, October 28, 2005

HUZZAH!

Hey there guys. That's right THIS IS mondayne. It's just got a bright new color scheme and typestyle. HOORAY mediocrity at its best! Anyway nothing else is new. So feel free to leave now.

Posted by Elliott Scott at 5:39 PM

1 comment:

Elliott Scott said...

Oh I'll get them to play Yellow for you. ... at your funeral... which will be ... um.. soon! Because... um... your mom is hot and you will eventually catch us in bed together, giving you a near-fatal heart attack. And then I'll kick you in the nuts. Which won't kill you, but it uh... will hurt. And then you'll die in a volcano. YEAH! So you won't actually have a funeral cuz your body was incinerated by lava, but you will have a memorial service and we'll play Yellow there for you. And your hot mom will cry on my shoulder and then get all horny cuz she's like that you know, and then we'll get nasty on the statue we built in your honor, and your mom will get all excited cuz it's so perverse. And then we'll do it again on... um... the volcano, and then it'd be all sad cuz you're dead, and Coldplay is um.. playing, and there will be a volcano and a sunset and it'd be sad. But then we'd do it again, me and your mom, who is hot, and things would be cool again. In fact they'd be cooler than they are now, cuz you'd be in a volcano. And me and your mom would be doing it all the time in kinky ways and places, and Coldplay would be on all the time, playing coldly, and then we'd probably get sick of Coldplay and we'd put on some cheesy porno music and do it again. And then it'd be sad cuz your memorial song was over, but it'd be good cuz after we mourned your death, and did it a load of times, we could move on with our lives. Even though you died in a volcano and a heart attack nearly killed you, and I kicked you in the nuts for no real reason except that you walked in on me and your hot mom, while we were doing it. Yeah. THAT! Ooooh, burn. Literally and um.. not literally. Like in a volcano or you just had the ultimate come-back thrown in your face. That kind of burn! WOAH

29 October, 2005 09:19

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