I BENT MY WOOKIE
We were watching that show: "Australia's Brainiest Kids", which is like a quiz show for children. Some of the kids just lost the latest round;
HOST: Oh well, congradulations on being in the top percent of Australia.
ME: Hmm, isn't everything in the top percent? Without specifying the number? Isn't that the whole idea of percentage?
ME (to Adam): You're in the top percent of my friends...
ADAM: I hate to tell you this but you're in the bottom percent of my friends.
IESSO
2 comments:
- and a percentage of our sales goes to replanting new trees
- What percent ?
- Zero....Zero's a percent!
I meant the bottom of my heart
or somethin
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