A LITTLE BIT SUSS??

WRITING THE COPY FOR THE END OF YEAR CATALOGUE. ONE OF THE GIRLS WROTE THIS. WE (THE GUYS STAYING LATE) LAUGHED OUR FRIGGGIN OVER TIRED ASSES OFF. I DONT THINK SHE MEANS FOR IT TO BE SUSS, OR RATE SO HIGH ON THE LAME-O-METER, BUT IT DOES. ENJOY.


Basic arty cakes

125g butter for flexibility ^
1/2 cup castor sugar for sweetness ^
1 tspn vanilla for that something extra ******^^^^^^^^!!!!!
2 eggs for pulling together ***^^^^
1/2 cup milk for consistency
1 1/2 cups SR flour for growth
1/2 cup custard powder for design secrets ^^^^^^^^^^


Exciting cake variations

Iced - Finished with a cherry on top
Snowballs - Looks a bit spiky but there's cream inside **
Chocolate - Always provides a satisfying finish ****
Sultana - Exciting pieces throughout
Coffee - Keeps working all night *************
Butterfly - Cakes Don't let them fly away ^^

IT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER IF THE 'EXPLANATIONS' WEREN'T INCLUDED. BUT NO, SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T GET IT DO THEY?

* SUSS-NESS
^ LAMITUDE