AND LET'S NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN

I was urged by logic, reason and legality to remove some stuff from my site. I hope you don't think less of me. My morals haven't been comprimised, I still want to say all the stupid things that happen to me, regardless of consequences.
If you want to hear the tale of the P*saga or the mission of the Yellow Dart, just let me know.

I'm Elliott Scott, signing off and throwing away the key.