YOU CAN HYDRAULIC MY BALLS
I can hydraulic my own balls! Thankyou very much!
The other day I was talking to some friends about 'doing up' Tanners car. I reckoned he should put one of those giant drift spoilers on it. They thought that was stupid.
I then suggested some:
"Mexican jumping suspension"
"You mean hydraulics?"
"Yeah, them the ones"
They looked at me like I was the worlds biggest idiot just cuz I couldn't think of the name. But they all understood what I meant. So I can't be that big of an idiot.
So next time you see those hydraulics, and are describing them to your friends, call them what they are; MJS's. They'll think you're cool. Just like me.
I'm Elliott Scott, reporting on my own stupidity, signing off.
The other day I was talking to some friends about 'doing up' Tanners car. I reckoned he should put one of those giant drift spoilers on it. They thought that was stupid.
I then suggested some:
"Mexican jumping suspension"
"You mean hydraulics?"
"Yeah, them the ones"
They looked at me like I was the worlds biggest idiot just cuz I couldn't think of the name. But they all understood what I meant. So I can't be that big of an idiot.
So next time you see those hydraulics, and are describing them to your friends, call them what they are; MJS's. They'll think you're cool. Just like me.
I'm Elliott Scott, reporting on my own stupidity, signing off.
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