UP ON A PEDESTAL

I got my first comment from someone outside my group of friends. Technically it's my second; but I already knew Terin. Although he did stumble onto my site. ANYWAY.

Someone reading my site left a comment. Max, thank you!

You know what that means? People are actually reading it?! Wicked. Tell all your friends. I want a large fan-base. That way it's more likely someone will lend me money to buy the crack I so deeply deserve. But don't tell them that. Tell them that by visiting my site that can will a very used Mapple I'dratherdiPod! Hooray! 20gigs of songs you won't want to here. And now for some eyecatching words!

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I'm Elliott Scott, signing off. And off and off.