BOW CHICKA WOW WOW

I just love puns, as we all know. The other day Tanner and I were thinking of real movie titles and their alternative porno title. For example: "Saving Private Ryan" could be "Shaving Private Ryan", or "Slaving Private Ryan" or "Shaving Ryan's Privates". That one is too easy... It was a few days ago and I've forgotten most of them, but here are the ones I can remember.

LIVE AND MUFF DIVE - Live and Let Die
LOCKED COCK AND TWO SMOKING (Cock)BARRELS - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
LORD OF THE (Ass)RING - Lord Of the Rings
LORD OF THE (Cock)RING - Lord Of the Rings
YER ASS IS PORKED - Jurassic Park (Sorry, this one is shit, but it's my favourite movie! So I had to do something)
STAR WHORES - Star Wars
FACE BALLS - Space Balls (A Star Wars parody)
CUM LOLA CUM - Run Lola Run
and my personal favourite:
HONEY, I SPUNK'D THE KIDS - Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

And there were a few that were pretty much porno names already! But again, I forgot the actually funny ones.
SNATCH, OCTOPUSSY, BLOW, etc etc and the slightly more abstract: FANTASIA, THE WIZARD OF OZ, GONE WITH THE WIND, 8 MILE

What I want you guys to do is help me think of some more. Let's make it a little competition, the winning idea gets turned into a shirt, and if it gets produced, you can have half the money. That's well over $8 !!! WOW! So yeah, put yer thinking caps on, and get started!

IESSO