Sunday, July 24, 2005

HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN

The train was crowded this morning. Not catching the 7.30am train anymore. You know what's worse than a middle-aged mans crotch in your face for an hour? When his hands can't be accounted for. And to make matters worse there was a SEXY girl across from me, but I couldn't talk to her because there was a wall of crotches. Smelly crotches. "Just move!" you say, well I can tell you, that was not possible. No room whatsoever. HOORAY!

You know those trains in India that are REALLY crowded. Yeah. That.

IESSO

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're actually listening to the garbage that colin is going on with. BORING.

Anonymous said...

I love myself

Anonymous said...

I'd kill for a pint

Anonymous said...

Spamming comments boxes is lame

Anonymous said...

No Joke

Anonymous said...

Fuck off it's not me

Anonymous said...

Don't be angry. It's all in the name of love. I'll make you a mix tape.