JOKE O' THE DAY

Three men are stranded on a desert island and have no food or water.
Suddenly a pack of cannibals jump out of the bushes and tie them up then take them to the cannibal king.
When the arrive they are untied and the cannibal king says, "If you want to live you must perform two tasks and the first is to go into the jungle and find 10 pieces of fruit then return."
The three men go into the jungle and an hour later the first guy comes back with 10 pears.
"Very good," said the cannibal king. "Your next task is to stick them all up your ass without showing any sign of emotion."
He sticks the first one up and screams so the cannibals jump on him and eat him.
An hour later another person comes back with 10 grapes and the cannibal king says the same thing.
He gets nine up and then bursts out in laughter so the cannibals jump on him and eat him.
The two first men are up in Heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "Why did you start laughing?"
the second looks back at him and says, "I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples."




Still waiting on some more SP characters.
- Hyu
- Suminsen
- Angry, Louise, Benji, other readers
- Revised versions of the LW gang


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Glen

Well someone had to do it, and it was Glen. Well done buddy. His caption reads "i think i might have forgot something...", I dunno what would be though?