TWICE THE STUPIDITY, HALF THE FAT

I was walking down the street and I could hear a kid walking behind me making flying noises.... I turn around and he has a Batman toy. Batman can't fly. Like. duh.

Why is it always so weird to walk up stationary escalators?

I'm a puzzled Elliott Scott, signing off


PS. Hey guys and gals at 'worm, did you have any problems logging in to the computers on the weekend? I certainly did.